So, something I did made you want to look up extra information on me, huh? What did I do? Are you the government? If you are, I assure you all those military websites I looked up were strictly for research on an upcoming military sci-fi book I’m writing. I swear! Okay, the 420 website, not so much. But I’m looking into natural remedies for common illness and the 420 site came up and I was curious.
I realize that you also may be someone who is interested in my writing and are curious about me and that’s cool. But mom, you really don’t need to check up on me on the internet. I’m fine. Just call. Or I’ll call you. I do need that recipe for Kolache again – I keep losing it. Also, we were wondering if you could babysit next weekend. We wanted to see a movie.
Tell Dad hi!